Below are the 16 most recent journal entries recorded in Maureen Johnson's LiveJournal:

Monday, November 28th, 2005
12:22 pm	There will always be women in rubber flirting with me. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 5th, 2005
12:41 am	Will you please tell me how a boy who is too poor to even afford a phone line in his apartment can still manage to stumble out to a payphone and drunkdial me EVERY. TIME? I hate Jew Holidays. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 27th, 2005
8:12 pm	Mark has been bugging me to update. Ummm we broke up for a REASON, HELLO, but anyway... I'm a movie star now! You should all come check me out in my movie that Chris Columbus, director of such fine feature films as Harry Potter and Home Alone, decided to write produce and direct all about ME! I think the title they decided on is "MAUREEN! A Documentary." but it's still in the works, so they might change it still. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, June 3rd, 2002
7:39 pm	These NON BOHEMIAN BOURGUEISIE COMPUTER OWNERS. are pressuring me. MAUREEN! to post in here. They are OPPRESSING my anti conformist bohemian lifestyle. But anyway, Joanne and I are broken up for good now. Mark's ok, but Roger's going crazy, he doesn't even recognize Bobbie and i mean, she's the one who ADOPTED Mark, DUH! I'm planning this new protest, against Amber it goes like this. I was being Bohemian the other day, just walking down the street bohemianly like and all of a sudden I got this picture of BABY JESUS CRYING. and you know why he's crying? AMBER AMBER MAKES BABY JESUS CRY! You know why? She says she doesn't care about Anthony Rapp! All she cares about is Adam Pascal! Can you believe that bitch? Not caring about Anthony Rapp? Seeing Baby Jesus cry is like getting my teeth pulled out by Joanne's mother who isn't wearing a bra or using novocaine or any kind of localized anesthesia or even total body putting me under. She's just using her daughter's old ratty doc martens to rip my molars from their tender loving mother gums. And it's all Amber's fault. Thank you. I'll be working on it more. I'm trying to incorporate some of Joanne's old Doc Martens... (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 4th, 2002
8:42 pm	This is me. it really is! Sorry I haven't been updating lately, Joanne and I are in an endless cycle of breaking up and making up and the breakups are so bad and the makeups are so FUCKING GREAT that I don't have too much time for this place. (Comment on this)
Monday, March 4th, 2002
9:32 pm	I'm always so busy people, i don't have that much time for your petty journalness ok? I'm CHANGING THE WORLD here! (Comment on this)
Sunday, December 9th, 2001
12:41 pm	MARK IS SO LAZY AND STUPID. HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING ON TIME. HE THINKS JUST BECAUSE HIS SILLY FOOTAGE OF MY RIOT GOT ON TV THAT MAKES HIM SPECIAL Well it doesn't!!!! If ANYONE is special around here it's ME! mememememememememe (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 25th, 2001
11:14 pm	It's been a while, i've been volunteering, doing shows for the wonderful firemen at the rubble pile down the street. they're amazingly receptive. this tragedy... so sad. Roger's been mopier than usual lately, and Mark's camera hasn't been put down. I'm back from my brief hiatus, your same normal loveable Maureen! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 12th, 2001
9:32 pm	IT'S LIKE I'M BEING TIED TO THE HOOD OF A YELLOW RENTAL TRUCK BEING PACKED IN WITH FERTILIZER *pause* AND FUEL OIL, PUSHED OVER A CLIFF BY A SUICIDAL MICKEY MOUSE! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 27th, 2001
11:03 pm	You are worth exactly: $2,149,230.00. I always knew I was special. Us Bohemians are worth more naturally! (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 26th, 2001
2:35 pm	LJ protest As you know, LJ has not been working much lately, only the *paid* servers are working... and as you also know I, as a bohemian, do not have money. therefore i cannot get a paid account, therefore LJ is supressing the bohemians by not making their servers work!! I wrote a protest.... *ahem* Once upon a time. I was in a lush green forest. As a bohemian I was able to survive in this forest cohabitually with my other LJ users and frank, the Goat. but then (foreboding music here) dun Dun DAHDUNNNNN! Tragedy. the bohemian trees were all mercilessly chopped down by Frank who had become HUNGRY POWER HUNGRY MONEY HUNGRY PANT HUNGRY now all the bohemians were NOT ALLOWED to enjoy their forest home anymore. only those who paid could fully experience the forest. LET US BACK IN LET THE BOHEMIANS IN THE LUSH GREEN FOREST HELP US FRANK HELP US IF YOU HELP US YOU CAN EAT MY PANTS EAAAAATTT MY PAAAAANTS FRANK EAT THEM MUNCH THEM CHEW THEM SWALLOW THEM EAT MY PANTS (here i'll rip off my pants fall on the floor and fake an orgasm, somethin i'm very good at because of Marks notorious "trouble" on high holy days) Current Mood: confused (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 23rd, 2001
7:49 pm	Ok, this is my Angelfire Protest... Once upon a time there was a little Bohemian girl named MAUREESHA! Maureesha was trying all her life just to fit in with the people who didn't fit in. The Bohemians. But a huge and angry monster named. DEVILWATER. stood in her way. It REJECTED her Bohemian ways shunning her in everything she tried. (here there's a snappy little dance number that's reminiscent of Riverdance... you get the deep symbolism here?) Down with evil Bohemian shunning corporations! Down with evil Bohemian shunning corporations! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWN with evil Bohemian shunning corporations! Chant with me! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN with evil Bohemian shunning corporations! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
7:27 pm	Hmm. Angelfire doesn't seem to agree with my Bohemia linking styles. Maybe I'll write a protest against them. But here are links to the pictures. http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/tangomaureen/LEIGHHETHERINGTON/leighandmoe.jpg (Groveling) http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/tangomaureen/LEIGHHETHERINGTON/leighmonique.jpg (Fighting) To see them you're actually going to have to copy and paste the url into your browser... Mark, dear, will you videotape my Angelfire protest? Now that you have the new video camera you don't have to worry about the juice in your battery... Current Mood: angry (1 Comment |Comment on this)
12:02 pm	I hate groveling, but sometime's it's just neccesary. and Joanne and I fight alot. (Comment on this)
11:36 am	New Protest So I have to make a protest about the closing of the Benny Cast. I think I'll dress up as an Akita. Named Benny. And then I'll stage dying. I'll base it on that Goodnight Moon book, because i'm tired of standard nursery rhymes. It'll start In the GREAT GREEN ROOM THERE WAS A New American Musical And a RED BALLOON AND then. JONATHAN LARSON DIED AND THE COUNTRY CRIED and then they CLOSED THE TOUR OF HIS SHOW BELOW FOURTEENTH STREET AND THE PEOPLE WERE ANGRY and they jumped (i'll jump here) and screamed (i'll scream "noooo!") and cried (i'll fall on the floor of the stage in a little heap and sob) it's still in the works, but Joanne doesn't like it... Current Mood: contemplative (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 22nd, 2001
3:20 pm	Hello Live Journal My ex boyfriend Mark showed me this site. I haven't been adopted by anyone. Hmm, that will have to change. I am loveable after all. (Comment on this)